*In a party with drinks in hands*
Jessica: How about your dates with the supermodels?
Stuart: Ah, not much. You? How about your search for the one?
Jessica: I'm dating a guy. We went out couple times. His name is Josh. But well, yeah, I don't know... About him. Or I don't know if I will ever believe in the one anymore.
Stuart: I never believed in concept the one. For me, love is percentages. Like when I'm with you. 18 percent of the time, I go crazy, like I never did with anyone else. And 82 percent I was happy. Like I never was with anyone else.
*Another Scene, in the parking lot*
Jessica: Hey Stuart, it's 79 percent.
Stuart: You happy with Josh? If I were you I'll go with that.
Jessica: No. With you. You made me happy 79 percent of the time we were together.
Stuart: Really?
*Jessica and Stuart kiss*
Stuart: *stop kissing* wait, I gave you 82, and you gave me 79?
Jessica: Well, that's because I'm better than you.
Stuart: Mention three things that you are better than me.
Jessica: Well, I'm pretty. I have a normal pair of eyes. And my height is a normal person's average. And all those are true.
Stuart: And precise.
*Jessica and Stuart continue kissing*
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